Valentines Day….Um, Stereo
Jewelry? Come on. Is there any more worthless gift? I mean, you buy it to do what…just have it rest on your body? It doesn’t do anything. There’s no entertainment value to it. At all. Reminds me of the old, old, old Norm MacDonald stand-up where he talks about getting an engagement ring for his girlfriend and he wonders aloud, “Couldn’t it be something a little more practical? Like maybe an engagement…stereo?” Well, maybe now in 2007, a home theater system. Wait a second, I guess that would be a gift for me.
And maybe my attitude on jewelry needs to be adjusted just a tad. At least it has some resale value.
