Valentines Day Gift Baskets
Damn, Hot Chick, that seems like a lot of work. I was done writing poems after I failed my Spanish poetry class in college. Can they at least give me a poem so I wouldn’t have to come up with something lame? By the way, you gotta love greeting cards right - for all of us that are too lazy or lack the creativity to come up with original thoughts. You walk into the drug store, look at the cards, and decide, “hmmmm, that sounds like something I might say”. Then you give it to your girlfriend - “here you go, I paid $2 for this.” If that’s not love, what is? (Yes, I know that joke was ripped off from Jim Gaffigan stand-up - “Hot Pockets”.)
Anyway, couldn’t you make it a little easier on us guys? Pulling out the credit card is usually about as creative as I get. So for guys like me, how about a Valentines Day gift basket?
There are many to choose from. Could be cute, sexy, or even for your little kids. And minimal effort.
