Valentines Day Gifts

Just in time for Valentines Day, Jenna Jameson has come out with a new erotic book called Jenna Tales.  Who better to write about erotic tales than THE porn star herself.  According to the publisher, “These creative, sexy, funny, engaging, and powerful tales will tempt and tease and are the perfect, sexy gift for Valentine’s Day or any day. Each book in the eagerly awaited series includes sex tips, notes and quotes, and a wide and wild variety of titillating tales.”

This could be a nice gift for couples to read together on Valentines or any other day.

I gotta say, she is one savvy entrepreneur and self promoter.  Everyone knows who Jenna Jameson is.  She’s in TV, movies, radio, and now she writes books.  I suppose you only get a few short years in Hollywood (or wherever porn is made), and she’s certainly made the most of it.

I know we’ve talked about gift baskets before, but I found one today that’s specifically for Valentines Day.  Check out Act1GiftBaskets.com.  They have a gift basket called “Valentine’s Love and Romance”.

Look at all the stuff you get from them.

Painted Wicker Basket approx14″d x16″h
Dark Chocolate Covered Pretzel Twists 3.5oz box
Cinnamon Imperials Triangle Tube 4.2oz
Long Stem Rose Chocolate Candies Handwrapped RED Foil
Assorted Chocolates 6oz
Romance Music CD
Raspberry Almond Shortbread Cookies 6oz
Sparkling White Grape Juice-Imported 25.4oz
Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate Squares 4.8oz Bag
Candy Tattoos .04oz
Chocolate Body Paint-Cherry with paint brush 2oz
Chocolate Body Paint-Watermelon 2oz
Chocolate Body Powder 12oz Jar
Chocolate Chip Tea Cake 2.5oz
Pearl Beads on a String decorative garnish
Ribbon Satin Roses

Two different flavors of body paint - with paint brush?  And some candy tattoos?  Hmmmm, that sounds like fun.  And that’s just for the regular large gift basket.   Look at all the stuff you get for the extra large…

Painted Wicker Basket approx.17×12.5×18
Dark Chocolate Covered Pretzel Twists 3.5oz box
Long Stem Rose Chocolate Candies Handwrapped RED Foil
Assorted Chocolates 6oz
Strip Chocolate Board Game for Lovers
Tuxedo 2 piece Black Tie Keepsake Gift Box 12×10.5×2 Faux Velvet
Chocolate Filled Wafer Cookies 1.41oz Gold (inside tuxedo box)
Raspberry Almond Shortbread Cookies 6oz
Sparkling White Grape Juice-Imported 25.4oz
3″ Round Floating Candles White
Music CD Romance
10″ Plush Bear with Heart - extra cute
Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate Squares 4.8oz Bag
Chocolate Cherries in Heart Shaped Gift Box 5oz
Chocolate Body Paint-Cherry with paint brush 2oz
Chocolate Body Paint-Blueberry 2oz
Chocolate Body Paint-Watermelon 2oz
Chocolate Body Paint-Lemon 2oz
Candy Tattoos .04oz
Chocolate Body Powder 12oz Jar
White Tea & Verbena Body Lotion -8 fl.oz.
White Tea & Verbena Bubble Bath - 8 fl.oz.
Vanilla Caramels 3.5oz
Chocolate Chip Tea Cake 2.5oz
Pearl Beads on a String decorative garnish
Ribbon Satin Roses

Lotions, Bubble bath, and a “Strip Chocolate Board Game for Lovers” - oh my!

Both of these gift baskets are pretty expensive, but I’m guessing the memories will last a lifetime.

Guys and gals, how do you feel about a little role play for Valentines Day? I know we’ve talked about some lingerie before, and I really think this sort of thing needs to be given by the woman. Basically it’s something for her, but at the same time for him. I don’t think there’s really a good way to give lingerie as a gift for Valentines Day if you’re a guy. Maybe I’m wrong - there are those romance packages I talked about before.

Anyway ladies, you can really surprise your man by randomly wearing one of these role play outfits. 3Wishes.com has a bunch of them, from nurses to cowgirls.

Oh my! Definitely a way to spice up the relationship from time to time, especially on Valentines Day.

Now this could be a fun Valentines Day! I was looking at a vitamins site today called VitaMaker.com, and I found them selling a bunch of sexy couple games. They have couples poker, drinking games, foreplay games, massage games, you name it.

These would be great to reignite that spark for couples that have been together a while, ease the tension for those who haven’t, or just plain have a good time.

I was flipping through my favorite men’s magazine this morning - um, Time I think it was, yeah that’s it - and I found an ad for PajamaGram. Thinking about it, giving pajamas is perfect for Valentines Day. Comfortable and sexy at the same time.

She’ll be wearing them when you’re just hanging out together on the couch, which is one of the best parts of being a couple. Speaking of some of the best parts of a relationship, does anyone else find their phone number somewhat amusing? Maybe I just have a dirty mind.

As someone who is a hopeless romantic, reading aloud your favorite romance novel can be a very intimate experience. Especially when the two leads are you and your special someone.

Ok, so I know this idea sounds a little…. well, odd, but I actually know a couple who did this for each other and it definitely lit a spark. With yournovel.com you can choose from several different novels. The key is to know your relationship/partner well, because the outcome of the story depends on your answers to the survey questions.

So, light some candles, pour a glass of wine and read about your romantic rendezvous!

Hey, I can’t help all those Sweetest Day commercials or cards that call out to us all the time. I just thought I’d give you a little reminder so that you guys don’t end up in the dog house for the weekend. I mean, at least a card would be nice. Or an unexpected “I love You!”

So Clueless Guy, the edible panties and bra….. a sexy idea, but where do we have the fun? I mean you get the candy… why would I wanna eat my own bra? Well, ok there is the excitement after the edibles, I guess.

Ah ha…. I got it! Let’s add a romance bag to the excitement. These packages include messager and oils, candles, wine-filled chocolates… yummmmm, rose peddles, and more. It’s a great way to tie in what guys want with the romance that women want.

Wow, did you read how Sweetest Day was started? Apparently a bunch of candy companies in Cleveland decided to create a day or week to try to sell more candy. It wasn’t as successful as they had hoped, but it’s still somewhat popular in Michigan and Ohio. But I’m guessing most people have never heard of it other places. Until today of course - thanks Hot Chick.

How can you pass up an opportunity to eat some candy? It’s like going to the movies - you feel like you have to get at least a box of chocolate covered cookie dough. And it’s not unhealthy because you’re at the movies - and it’s not unhealthy because it’s sweetest day. That’s logical, right?

So I was taking a look at some Valentines Day gift candies out there and found some interesting stuff. Anybody can get a normal can-you-guess-whats-inside-please-god-i-hope-its-not-coconut box of chocolates, but at Candy4U.com, you can buy both a candy bra and a candy g-string - seriously.

Slogans for both of those say “for hours of fun at a time”. Umm, hours? Won’t you get sick if you eat candy for hours at a time?

Ladies, a Valentines Day gift that would be great for your man is a collection of sexy self portraits. I live in the Triangle area, and one of my friends is a do-it-all photographer - everything from baby pictures to products for magazines to risque photos. Everything I’ve seen has been very sexy, yet tastefully done.

I guarantee your man will open up the gift, see the pictures, and his jaw will drop. Now, I know not all of you can hop on a plane to RDU to get your pictures taken by Danielle, but if you’re in the area, contact her through her blog. If you’re not in the area, contact her anyway to get some tips on how to find someone you can be comfortable with. Oh, and if you want my opinion of the portraits, feel free to email me

When will the time come when it’s not all about what a guy wants or thinks is practical? That will be the day. I recommend watching What Women Want. Maybe then all you men out there won’t be so “clueless.” Ha ha….. or, maybe not. Just a thought.

I got to thinking though. We ladies all know what men want, as mentioned a few times now in earlier posts. So I thought why not add a form of men’s lingerie to the mix. What woman wants to look at her man’s torn up old boxers or worse yet…. raggedy briefs?

All right, settle down guys, don’t get too freaked out by my choice of decor. Intimo actually has some really nice looking boxers and comfortable pj’s. Moral: don’t get your panties all in a twist.